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[06 Feb 2012|10:10pm] |
That's it. I'm moving to Brasil to find a prince. Or maybe Egypt. I don't know, but I'm finding someone rich and pureblooded and we're going to get married and I'm going to live happily ever after. I won't have to work a single day of my life and he will love me and buy me a new nose if I want it and buy me all the clothes I want. Go ahead and call me a gold digger, I don't care, but I'm finished with working. I hate it.
At work today, this woman, having received her breakfast plate without strawberry jam to go with her toast, proceeded to throw the plate on me, break it and her class, and storm out because of the customer service being horrid. I hate my job. Oh and did I mention a sixty year old man has been harassing me as well? Yeah. He's come in everyday for a week or so and proceeds to request for me to be his waitress. Pinches my arse and everything.
Anyone have tequila?
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[24 Dec 2011|11:30am] |
I went to an event last night. This guy comes into the studio I'm training at with his mum every like...month or so to get her hair done and, apparently they're like...higher up in the muggle society? His dad is a representative or something, so they were having a party, and he invited me. First date. A party. For a representative. It was so beautiful. I have to admit, my dress wasn't that great, but he said I looked ravishing so.
Here. It was so much fun. I think we're going out again sometime soon. Hopefully.
Anyway. My boys are almost finished with school! Andrew for good and Adrian almost. I'm so proud of those kids. They're handsome and smart and I know they'll be successful. Ladies, you may begin expressing interest whenever you would like.
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[03 Dec 2011|09:03pm] |
So. I got invited to this unveiling of a new line of hair product, along with two other girls from my class, so we decided to do our hair. I cut mine and...gave myself some bangs. Not sure how I feel about them yet, but...I think I'll keep them for a few days. See how it turns out.
My dog escaped the other day too. I had to chase her down the street and by the time I got her...we were like five blocks down. Apparently I haven't been around enough to let her out. Working and going to school is quite the task, I've discovered.
( Warringtons. )
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[19 Oct 2011|09:34am] |
The dog ate one of my shirts and chewed up the corner of the couch. I thought she was out of that phase. Apparently not. Now I can't leave anything lying around or else she gnaw on it and destroy it.
The girls are already discussing Valentine's Day as well. How they're all going to go out with their boyfriends and have a fancy dinner and then go back and have a whole bunch of sex and they're so excited because they're finally not single on the damn holiday. My mother has set me up on a date with a boy named Ezekiel Shrute. He's 5'7'', very very scrawny, pimply and has probably never kissed a girl in his life. Someone...please save me. I don't want this kid groping me with his sweaty little hands.
Warringtons
I um...Adrian? I need to tell you something.
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[15 Sep 2011|10:42am] |
Adrian! Andrew! I get to see you soon and we get to go to Greece, right?? We're still doing that? I hope we are because if not I might die.
Also, best week ever, I got awarded best student at my school and I was asked to go to primary schools and talk to kids about going to this school. I start after winter break and I am incredibly excited! I've been focusing on school and nothing but school and it's paid off because I'm one of the best students in our class. I did a cut and dye yesterday and the woman was very satisfied with it. So if anyone needs their hair cut or dyed, let me know. I'm not like...qualified, but I'm perfectly capable and I can get you a major discount.
I'm also singing at a open mic tonight at this little coffee shoppe thing. It's called...White Orchid, I believe, and I think everyone should come. Everyone who can come at least.
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[17 Jul 2011|09:48pm] |
"Dentro de nós há algo que não tem nenhum nome, esse algo está o que nós somos." - Jose Saramago
Which means, "Inside us there is something with no name, that something is what we are."
I've been in beauty school for...almost two weeks now which means I can cut your hair...kind of. Almost. I know how to, I just don't know if it would look good the first time or not. It's quite interesting to see all the people in my class either quit or get kicked out for being horrible. This one girl threw her supplies and screamed at the instructor, calling her a giant twat before leaving. My eye was almost gauged out by scissors.
Halloween is coming up and I think I know what I'm going to be...should be interesting.
( Warringtons. )
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[25 Jun 2011|12:29pm] |
( Ward to Warringtons )
I wish I had a twin. That'd be...really cool. Boy or girl, I don't care. Just someone my age...and related to me. Hm.
Anyone doing anything? I'm bored and I think I've cleaned every corner of my apartment like...five times.
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[19 May 2011|08:17pm] |
[Ward to friends]
What time is it? Is it even...shit. I saw this clock today and it was green and
is it odd that i'm at this
wait...what time is it? where is... I was at this like...opening...party thing and it...it was hot so i went outside and...
hm. ohh i..I have champagne still! uh oh...i might be lost. Look for meee. heels...off...comfortable.
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[28 Apr 2011|04:12pm] |
I almost set my flat on fire. I was making food and our dog Josie ran into a door. Naturally I was like, what the hell? So I ran in and saw her pawing at her nose or whatever. So I started petting her and telling her she was fine etc and all of a sudden I smell smoke. Our freaking oven is on fire. I tried putting it out with a towel but that caught on fire and then lit my sleeve on fire. At that point I'm screaming and flailing. I put my arm out in the sink and used my wand to put the rest out. Fucking scariest day of my life. I have nasty burns on my arm now.
[Ward to Andrew and Adrian]
Fucking dad owled me. He sent me a scarf and a bracelet and said he's very proud of me and how successful I've been. Asshole Oh and he had to nose his way in and be like, your mother misses you, Ava. You should really visit her more often. Maybe go shopping and have a girls day. Fuck that.
There are two letters and packages for you guys as well. So...you can get them whenever.
I almost died! Bloody...fuck.
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[31 Mar 2011|07:18pm] |
Living in my own apartment is nice. I don't have to answer to a nagging mother, I can come and go whenever I want and my neighbors are decent. My room is amazing.
Doesn't even begin to compare to the one at home. That one was cold and...dark. I've been trying to cook as well. Actually cook and not rely on other people for it. I don't think I'm all that bad. I burned cookies last night and the chicken I made was a little...burnt as well. It's a work in progress though. Practice makes perfect.
I've been thinking about getting a puppy...what do you guys think?
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[14 Mar 2011|04:05pm] |
Everyone who performed sounded amazing and looked amazing. Hogwarts is seriously a talented school. Not that that's a shocker or something, but still.
As for exams, I'm so happy they're over. No more studying. Lot's of sleeping in. I can't wait to move into my apartment and if anyone wants to help me move in, just let me know. I can always use an extra set of hands. As for housewarming parties...yeah that's still being figured out. Anyway. I'm actually going to go running...huge shocker there.
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[08 Mar 2011|06:15pm] |
If you wanted, you could literally scoop my brains out with a spoon. I'm so finished with school. I want out. Now. Now.
Wanting to be a gold digger...is that a bad thing?
Ward to Andrew
Want to help me move into my apartment after school?
Also. I found something that you might be interested in seeing.
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[24 Feb 2011|12:40pm] |
Ward to Andrew
I'm preforming at that carnival thing, so I expect you to be there.
End Ward
I wish people would quit talking about exams. I mean, yes they're coming up and all that, but...they're boring. So. End of that rot.
I found an interesting article in Witch Weekly as well. It talked about how to 'spice your kiss up'. Tell me students of Hogwarts, how would you want your partner to 'spice things up'?
If anyone has chocolate, send it my way.
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[10 Feb 2011|01:24pm] |
I heard about a carnival or something. I mean, it's great that this school is so into activities but...a carnival? Who knows. It might actually be fun and not...boring. Maybe I'll get a stuffed animal or a goldfish. Isn't that what they give out at carnivals? Whatever. I don't know. I guess we'll just have to see how it turns out if it happens. It could either be brilliant or a disaster.
I'm also hoping that everyone had a safe and fun night at the ball. Kids these days are just so out of control and rebellious. It's a bit silly.
Good luck to both teams as well. Should be an interesting match since you both are pretty good. I can't pick a side this time around, sorry kids.
Adele Harper
So how's my baby brother treating you?
Chris Bletchley
What're you doing tonight?
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[20 Jan 2011|07:08pm] |
Ward to Shane
Please...please tell me you don't have a date to the ball. I have a beautiful dress and I really want someone to go with.
End Ward
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time. That's talent. It also took him ten years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. She doesn't have eyebrows either. Weird.
The average four year old asks over four hundred questions a day.
Do you prefer long hair or short hair on the opposite sex?
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[15 Jan 2011|11:12am] |
Ward to Caroline
Are you going to the ball?
End Ward
So many dances. It's a bit ridiculous. Though, I won't pass up the opportunity to wear a dress and heels. I just have to find a damn mask and dress now. Oh the woes of a teenage girl.
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[09 Jan 2011|09:19am] |
( Ward to Emmy. )
( Ward to Andrew. )
Massive headaches are obnoxious. Especially when they make you feel sick to your stomach.
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[07 Jan 2011|09:55pm] |
Ward to Self
This is like fucking detox or something. I haven't ripped someone a new one in two days, I haven't even thought about snogging someone in two days, I haven't drank since the party, I only took a few drags on the spliff yesterday and...I feel stressed. I need to do something and...I don't know what.
Something fucking productive. I need a new hobby.
End Ward
I need a hobby. Suggestions? Or...what are your hobbies?
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[06 Jan 2011|03:25pm] |
Well that was a successful night. Fun, entertainment, idiots dancing on tables, best view ever [Devin your place is gorgeous] and...fun. Did I mention that?
How is everyone feeling? Hopefully well.
Sonia
Girl...mm. We need to hang out more often. I want you to come and see me! So we can drink coffee, gossip and...have fun. Yes?
Caroline
Hello dearest.
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[02 Jan 2011|11:46am] |
Being home is somewhat...bittersweet. Sweet because there is unlimited food, a nice big bed, sleeping in time, rules that are set but never apply and no supervision. Mum is off on a brunch and I've got the house to myself because dad is a fucking dick...except for the little brothers. I plan on lounging in comfortable clothes today and...hopefully welcoming my father home at some point in time.
I suppose it's about time for me to figure out what I want to do after school...any ideas?
[Ward to Self]
Fucking....dad. He's not going to come home. I know he's not. He was supposed to be back late last night and he didn't come home, so we got an owl saying that he'd be home around lunch. Bull fucking shit. I wish he'd stop tugging us around all the time and just say, "I'm not coming home over break." That way I can actually go do something and mum doesn't have to mope around.
I'll just go find Andrew and we can...fuck up his office or something.
[End Ward]
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